May 2012
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Follow up to the last post →
“The motto of pastor Morley’s church is, “The Home of old time Religion.” (It’s also apparently the Home of random Capitalization — but never mind.)” I am still crying. Also here is the original video: http://johnshore.com/2012/05/21/nc-pastor-lets-put-all-the-queers-and-lesbians-behind-electric-fences-video/  Three things here 1. At least he wants to...
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Sinner by You Killing Me →
This is killing me. Jesus fucking Christ. The beginning. And like half through.
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Oh my god this is adorable and I need this song in my life and I dont understand why they’re in a grocery store but I love it.
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so after i saw the avengers
these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2: loki! duh!
girl 1: uh no it was hulk
girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1: you're the weirdo!
their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
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iraffiruse: Shots by LMFAO just came on my playlist and this plus that is hilarious.
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joshishollywood: I overheard this really uncomfortable conversation today involving a guy complaining about how he didn’t get to pick which child to sponsor through World Vision My dude. Why the shit would it matter. Starving sucks even if the kid isn’t adorable or has all their limbs If it matters so much, I’ll take your dumb money, I’m relatively good looking and I enjoy Subway as much as...
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my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am I don’t think I’m unattractive, but I think my standards are higher than I am. Not gonna change them, though. 
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kanyedaily: Remember that one time Kanye challenged Jonah Hill to an intense game of Connect 4? Sometimes I forget this video actually exists, then I remember and my life regains meaning.
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Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
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